Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Seeks More Attention

After being kicked off "Dancing With The Stars" very quickly, Kim is talking about (who else?) herself on her blog again. This time, the D-Lister is trying to convince us that she never had plastic surgery.

I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!! I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.

I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.

This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!
All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!

I have always had an insecurity with my nose... People also have assumed I have had a nose job, but I have not! I look exactly the same as I did when I was a kid, except my nose has grown a little. I hate the bump on the side of my nose, but am way too afraid to mess with my face!

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"Candids"

Oh look, here are some "candids" of Kim Kardashian and her prettier sister Kourtney Kardashian swimming in Monaco. I put the candids in quotations because Kim managed to swim without ruining the pounds of makeup on her face or getting her hair wet. Those Kardashians are talented girls!

Our Favorite Kardashian

Forget Kim Kardashian and her fake, plastic ass, Khloe is our favorite Kardashian! The Amazon Kardashian joined other celebrities at the Palms Place Hotel & Spa opening in Las Vegas. Her useless sister Kim is currently in New Orleans filming what promises to be a straight-to-DVD movie with Carmen Electra and Vanessa Minnillo.

Stay Away From Britney!

Kim Kardashian wants to give Britney Spears a makeover! In a posting on her video blog, Kim said: "I would love, love, love to give Britney Spears a makeover. I think everyone wants to give her a makeover. But I think that she is so cute and sweet and has a great style. But it's all fallen apart and it's a mess now. I would love to bring her back to where she used to be."

Kim had better stay away from Britney, all she needs are sex tapes of men peeing on her!

Now We Understand

We know understand why Kim Kardashian wraps a towel around her hips to cover her ass and legs in a bikini. Homegirls body isn't too bangin' from behind! Kim and her hot boyfriend Reggie Bush enjoyed some fun in the sun in the Dominican Republic.

Attn Whore

Kim Kardashian is about as big of an attention whore as Heidi Montag. She invited the paparazzi along to watch her eat an ice cream cone. Most celebs want the paparazzi to photograph them eating just to PROVE that they actually eat something. With Kim Kardashian, it isn't a concern.. it's obvious that she eats a lot! Watching her tranny makeup melt off her face would be much more entertaining.

The Verizon/ People Party Honoring Timbaland

The Verizon Wireless and People Magazine party honoring Timbaland was the place to be last night! In addition to Lindsay Lohan, the event was littered with celebrities.


Paris Hilton attended and wore an item from her line of bitches with gigantic man feet.


Miley Cyrus wore lots of makeup (she needs it) and was dressed inappropriately for her young age of 15.


Fergie looked like her normal trailer trash self from the neck up but from the neck down, she looked rather presentable!


Kim Kardashian looked like a bitch who gets pissed on for fame, her sister Kourtney Kardashian looked very cute.


Christina Milian looked gorgeous, too bad that's all she is good at!

Hoochie Bowl

Maxim's pre- Super Bowl party was pretty much just a group of useless, irrelevant reality TV whores. Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian showed up as well as Heidi Montag. Sounds more like the STD bowl to me!

The Normal Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and her sister, the most normal Kardashian, Kourtney left Sundance and flew to Miami Beach where the two had a photo-op swam at the beach. Haven't gotten your fix of these useless bimbos? You are in luck, a second season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians is in the works!