Nicky Hilton- Police Officer!

Here's a funny story, well... kinda.

Last night in Los Angeles, Nicky Hilton was assaulted by an unknown man. He pushed the skinny starlet to the ground and Nicky wasn't going to let him get away!

Nicky Hilton called the police and physically detained the suspect until the police arrived. Can you guys picture that? A woman who weighs 90 pounds soaking wet detained her assailant.

She may be scum but kudos to her!

Remember The Days?

Do you remember the days when Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton were on every magazine cover? It seems times have changed and I couldn't be more happy. Honestly, I don't mind Nicky so much but that Paris ruins the Hilton name.

It looks like Nicky put on about 5 pounds (she is still a twig), heres to hoping she gains more! Paris and Nicky hosted an photograph gallery opening last night.

Deny, Deny, Deny!

Nicky Hilton is denying any rumors of an eating disorder, probably because her real problem is a cocaine addiction!

She could have come up with a better excuse than this!

There's no truth to any starvation, eating disorders, rumors," she told PEOPLE Tuesday at her Nicholai fashion show, part of the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Smashbox Studios in L.A.

"I think the press has been printing a lot of pictures of me from unflattering angles. My friends see the pictures and they're like 'Oh my god are you okay?' And then they see me, and they're like 'Oh ... ' It's really not that interesting or true."

Scary Skinny Nicky

If you thought Paris Hilton was skinny, you'll be shocked to see how skinny her sister Nicky has gotten! Nicky has always been thin but it appears she has taken it to an extreme level. Whether it's drugs or anorexia, Nicky Hilton definitely has a problem!

Learned From The Best

Paris Hilton's little brothee Barron who is only 18 years old was arrested for DUI in Malibu early this morning. I hope he has a better DUI attorney than Paris did!

What can we say, he learned from the best!